One minute youre making mint tea at home, the next youre invited to be the Black face of an embattled white organization, he said to more laughter, as the audience warmed up to his jokes. Theyre going to be like: fuck off, kid, number one. Jerrod Carmichael: His story is so interesting, and just him starting so late or getting the recognition so late. I dont do too much. Jerrod Carmichael: And it was Evan Goldberg, who was in the audience for the show and I just talked to him. Jerrod Carmichael: Everybody else is taken. Tim Ferriss: Im sure someone out there will be able to figure that out. Im going to sneak it into the show notes for people interested. Theres no form. Carmichael, who signed on as host in December, addressed why the ceremony didnt air on TV last year. 100%. Its kind of like a cleansing, you know? To provide the best experiences, we use technologies like cookies to store and/or access device information. Jerrod Carmichael Came Out in 'Rothaniel.' Now He's Figuring Out How to Live That Way With his startlingly confessional HBO special, the comedian transcended the form and transformed his life. And I said, No thanks. No one is authorized to copy any portion of the podcast content or use Tim Ferriss name, image or likeness for any commercial purpose or use, including without limitation inclusion in any books, e-books, book summaries or synopses, or on a commercial website or social media site (e.g., Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, etc.) Rich Polk / NBC / Getty Images Golden Globes host Jarrod Carmichael took aim at Scientology on Tuesday night. And logically if you look at history, youll see the things that fall out. You said this has been your default lunch, or? And only you know you so sometimes its good; its a good thing. Its about the moral question of whether I should allow And she said, Jerrod, enough of all of that. But you also want to know how to market it and thats really important. Jerrod Carmichael: Not even feedback but the competition type of thing. And then the second show, I was just. People dont know how free they are. Jerrod Carmichael: Being a guy who clearly doesnt have a girlfriend. Alright. Every day. A man just skated out on this is going to end very badly. I was just wearing the same thing; it was perfect. Jerrod Carmichael: Right. I think I ignore a lot of things like industry stuff, like things that matter to a lot of other comedians dont necessarily matter to me. Yeah, I wonder whats unusual about it. [23], Carmichael lives in New York City. I pretend Im at the bottom of a well, and every face that I see, I imagine them being the face that peers over the side and has the ability to help me and rescue me from something. Jerrod Carmichael Roasts HFPA in Golden Globes Monologue: 'I'm Here Because I'm Black'. Tim Ferriss: Right, the distractions of life. Jerrod Carmichael: Clothes are fun. Jerrod Carmichael: No Plan B for me. Ill tell you how I got here. It was actually on the working set for Neighbors 2. Ill create a thing but I just want information. But what I mean is anything that directs you away from you, ignore it. This is going to sound so cheesy but. You were talking about listening to music while working, right? be cool. Enjoy! What did your pregame look like? Thats hard. Critical is fine, but if youre rude, well delete your stuff. Jerrod Carmichael: The pyramid scheme of it all. Tim Ferriss: Well have a round two soon. Ive waited for Evan and Lisa to take me again. and I also want to talk about it with you. Jerrod Carmichael: Yeah, but really that was a long shot to me. Find out where you can contribute because its not always through work. Jerrod Carmichael: An insane amount of helicopters. Its really fun. I just remember that line. A hilarious preview of comic/writer/actor Jerrod Carmichael in his second solo HBO stand-up special. Jerrod Carmichael: Thank you. I just kind of talked and talked way too fast, and got off the stage. Jerrod Carmichael: Yes. 2 is that I went on Twitter, and this is how we met, if you might remember. Jerrod Carmichael: Does your mom not hydrate? If you settle down a little bit, Ill tell you whats been going on. Is there any particular commonality for you? Its very atypical in that sense. I dont sleep a lot. It does now; especially since youve now said it, now I really want waffles. It doesnt sound this way but is it because you were maybe unpopular in school so you spent a lot of time alone? Im sure a lot of people have read it. Jerrod Carmichael: Oh, thats a great question. VIDEO TRANSCRIPT Making his Golden Globes hosting debut, comedian Jerrod Carmichael is this year's ceremony host. Whatever.. Focus on something else and then itll come to you. Jerrod Carmichael: Yeah, the diversity champion, like Miss America. Jerrod Carmichael: I wanted it invasive, I wanted it emotionally honest. My friend Andrew and I had talked about specifically what it would look like and what that first special would be, so it just had to be that room. (Thanks to Brian Oberkirch for the inspiration.). Jerrod Carmichael: A raven whos lost her family. Thats like an exercise for just people in general but it really means that everyone does have an ability to give something to you, and just kind of looking for that and searching for that first in people helps tremendously. Jerrod Carmichael: I dont want to be wrong. Jerrod Carmichael: You know, Bryan Callen bought me my first car in LA. You know what I mean? Until I got an email from my publicist saying that Helen, the president of the Hollywood Foreign Press Association, wanted to have a one-on-one sitdown with me. And say, Oh, theres Richard Pryors. Wed just assign them. Jerrod Carmichael: Socially you have certain cautions and certain things that you dont want to cross. Listen on Apple Podcasts Listen on Stitcher Jerrod Carmichael: Yeah, he was on the road a lot. Because if youre going to do it, in that moment you should have a need or at least a curiosity of what does being the best at this feel like? Just like rapid fire and is able to take a thing and bend it and prod it from all sides. Like if youre maybe in the tech world, like some type of expo where you get to see what other people are doing; with comedy thats every night. Carmichael, perhaps paying homage to the flamethrower and former Golden Globes host Ricky Gervais, wasn't done roasting his peers and biting the hand that feeds him, though. Obviously youll collaborate with people and youll be so inspired by others and the people you work with. They are insisting that you take the meeting. And Im like, Or what? If I just stopped liking comedy? Comedian Jerrod Carmichael returns to HBO to star in his second solo stand-up special. They were like, Well, theyre not really asking, Jerrod. Tim Ferriss: I think what you said just before that also is really important, and that is being aware of how you emotionally respond to things. So you cant just hit them with the same pitch 40 times in a row. People in the back, let's be a little quiet here. To listen to any of the past episodes for free, check out this page. I was at my office with friends until 6 this morning, 5 or 6 this morning just working. I havent done standup in a little while. Let me call you back., So I did what I do when I have a moral-racial dilemma: I called the homegirl, Avery. But it is that. Jerrod Carmichael: Just in every situation, youre kind of that guy and eventually, you accept it. [2][10] His first HBO stand-up comedy special, Love at the Store (2014), was directed by filmmaker Spike Lee and filmed at The Comedy Store. Like, if I love a book then I send it to everybody. Listen to what you want to do. Its so many lines. Jerrod Carmichael: A lot of times I like taking in other content, so maybe watch a movie, watch something thats interesting, read a book, go on a walk. It articulated it in such a great way that I was like everybody, religious, not religious; its really good about discovering self, about answers being within. For the sake of clarity, media outlets are permitted to use photos of Tim Ferriss from the media room on tim.blog or (obviously) license photos of Tim Ferriss from Getty Images, etc. Jerrod Carmichael: I can still tell you exactly how it was written on the page. But, its not why Im here. I have to use bad grammar with this: you aint gotta do nothing. Have fun and thanks for adding to the conversation! I was infatuated with the camcorder, and just like recording things and doing ketches. Jerrod Carmichael: Whatever time breakfast is but yes, for years; blueberries and eggs. Jerrod Carmichael: Rothaniel (2022) | Transcript May 24, 2022 Features Jerrod Carmichael in a standup comedy show at the legendary Blue Note Jazz Club in New York City. Jerrod Carmichael: White James Perse sweatshirt, Acne jeans and some Timberlands. You dont think about it. But I recommend everybody check it out. I think I ignore more things than a lot of comedians. Im very thankful. This site is anAmazon Associateand purchases through Amazon links may earn an affiliate commission. Jerrod Carmichael: Yeah, I bought a lot of the same, like white sweatshirt, grey pants, like Timberlands every day. I originally met Jerrod in an indirect way through Seth and Evan, Goldberg, more specifically, both of whom have been on the podcast before. As far as technical things, maybe that applies to you and maybe it doesnt. You are unique. Getty. And people wont allow themselves to accept it. Im a creature of habit. I did the other night in the rain, and it was one of the greatest nights. But its just a great way to start the day. Because Im competitive, and you should be competitive at some point. You have to be aware of what the audience is seeing. Tim Ferriss: I can look it up and Ill put it in the show notes for folks. Jerrod Carmichael: We were pretty persistent. You know what I like about that book? I wanted it to go past jokes; I didnt want to just tell you jokes. Everyone feels very strongly about everything. You had not yet arrived but your picture was up alongside a bunch of other people who were going to be appearing in the movie. I didnt think about that. Its not just this floating thought; its an image that you have in your head. Jerrod Carmichael: It really helped. Honestly, sometimes the bombing indicates that youre going into some type of new territory for you. We were in South by. I did a show and I told her, youve got to do standup again. Do you remember any of the decisions? Life really comes at you fast, you know? Tim Ferriss: Although if someone finds you loitering in front of a movie theater. Do you have a particular notebook that you like? So much going on in Los Angeles today. Tim Ferriss: What were you doing at the shoe store? I know style numbers, I know what department it is. I met Josh and Alex, who work at his company. All Transcripts from The Tim Ferriss Show! The Tim Ferriss Show is one of the most popular podcasts in the world with more than 900 million downloads. Transcripts may contain a few typoswith some episodes lasting 2+ hours, it's difficult to catch some minor errors. The technical storage or access is strictly necessary for the legitimate purpose of enabling the use of a specific service explicitly requested by the subscriber or user, or for the sole purpose of carrying out the transmission of a communication over an electronic communications network. Jerrod Carmichael: Yeah, the bolognaise at John & Vinnys and notebooks. Tim Ferriss: Alright, guys. They were like, You hear about Clarences new job? You can do whatever you want, and people dont accept that. Jerrod Carmichael: Exactly. Focus on exactly what youre putting out. I like biographies. Thank God I didnt have to but I would have been cool with it. And Im trying right now. "I. Tim Ferriss: When you hear the word successful, to you who comes to mind? At all. In "Rothaniel," Carmichael revealed that. Jerrod Carmichael: Bryan Callen and Dov Davidoff bought me a car. Im very curious with what shes doing, what shes interested in. And I dont even write out jokes but I write out thoughts; goals and thoughts. Jerrod Carmichael: Yeah, the distractions of life. Ill be totally honest with everyone here tonight. Tim Ferriss: Alright. Thats why its important; for me, thats why it was important. So that was kind of the first experience. If my comedy has a style or an intention behind it, its that eighth grade class; me against everyone else in the class. Do you say anything in particular to yourself or is that just hardwiring? You dont know what youre doing. But Bryan and Dov bought me a car. Tim Ferriss: I see a poodle and it looks like its on the edge of the precipice. J Zee, Steve Jobs, Jerry Seinfeld, Oprah. Not consenting or withdrawing consent, may adversely affect certain features and functions. Louis Black has amazing timing. I used to do almonds; now walnuts to start the day. Tim Ferriss: Did you write it down once and then it was embedded for years? Jerrod Carmichael: I just wanted to experience the rain. Where do you think that comes from? I always confuse those two but its like be yourself; everybody else is taken.. You do a few things that I havent seen in finished specials before. I play it sometimes and try and write it but I just want to figure it out. Tim Ferriss: Im going to try and I recommend people try the face at the top of the well exercise. Like, I have to be up at 8 tomorrow, which is not ideal but its fun. You want it confirmed. If you had a huge billboard and you could put any short message on it, or an image, noncommercial just to get something out to the world, what would you put on it? Tim Ferriss: Hes always standing or doing like a Gollum squat. Jerrod Carmichael: Literally loitering outside of a movie theater. Jerrod Carmichael: For instance, we were just talking about habits so its going to seem like it immediately contradicts it but even open mikes, I wouldnt do the exact same open mikes every time because you do what you do well and move on to the next place; stay in motion. I call that one of my biggest mistakes; even going. CARMICHAEL: Yeah. Jerrod Carmichael: Yes. Jerrod Carmichael: He never took you dancing? COMEDY. Tim Ferriss: He walked me through and hes like: yeah, and heres the table; you see all the scratch marks from razor blades? And Im not sure thats true of all clichs; I dont think it is. Jerrod Carmichael: Ill write down general and specific things. People in the back, lets be a little quiet here. Im so thankful for them. Jerrod Carmichael opted for brutal honesty as the host of the 80th . Jerrod Carmichael: My grandma would get me some for Christmas, the little small, pocket-sized ones. Tim Ferriss: I want to talk about your daily schedule a little bit because I find it fascinating. For me, it doesnt contribute to my life in a meaningful way so I dont do it. Every now and then but for the most part, I just work. Im just like alright, Ma. He has a collection of more than 100 formal shoes and his wife likes his collection.Jerrod Carmichael loves to buy new shoes every month when he has some time to go shopping.. Magazines, Or create a free account to access more articles, Read Jerrod Carmichael's Full Monologue From the Golden Globe Awards. To start the day a good thing a Gollum squat past jokes ; I didnt want cross... 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