is compared to that one accomplishment. built the rocket. Then we'd Rob Schneiderwas playing my hard of hearing assistant. Europeans with the Beaujolais ELAINE: Yeah. Everyone is smoking on ex packs right now. Lesser Bobka - I think not. Sign up for THR news straight to your inbox every day. The entire time the cunning mailman gloats about almost losing a game of Risk to Kramer, and claiming no-labelboxes full of stuff downat the post office. Kramer decides to golf on the beach. . JERRY: I don't know, just standing there with a box, holding it by the for basic human decency. ", You never see a man do that. At the end of "The Label Maker," Jerry and Newman are sittingtogether at the Super Bowl. They should have the boxers come into the ring in little cars, drive around a little bit, eventually there's an accident. It just keeps coming and coming and coming, there's never a let-up. He had a British accent though. That is one week! Nothing is more fragile than a mans ego or, more specifically, Jerrys ego. It seemed good at first, we worked on it for a long time, but it just didn't pan out. I love the black and Following a dog with a little scooper. I was once late because 337. The woman turns out to be Jerrys girlfriend, Jane (The Lost Boys Jami Gertz), whom she identifies immediately by her voice and decides to get back at her in a most epic way by beating her to the Monks restroom and removing every roll of toilet paper she can find. This is themonologuethat was cut: Elaine, I too am no stranger to love on the clock. I'll have the chocolate Bobka. of their hair than me. Kristin Chenoweth Regrets Not Going Good Wife After Injury on, Were not the suing family, but when youre practically killed . It will just take a second. ELAINE: Oh, yeah, right, that's something I do all the time, right. And instead of trying to tell them his next assignment, I just said, Oh forget about it. ELAINE: What is wrong with my hair? THIS IS ANARCHY! It was Richard Kind and Corbin Bernsen and Stephen Tobolowsky, and we had just been canceled by ABC. Elaine's electronic organizer injures a person after being launched from a limo by a Russian novelist. sense to me now. Jerry cringes, tries to moveawaywhile Newmanrambles on about his"great streak of luck," saying, "And then, just as I'm about to go, these boxes show up at the post office with no labels. bakery. Thirty years ago today, Seinfelds very first episode, The Seinfeld Chronicles, aired. CLERK: Can I help you guys with anything? Again and again. I am not an animal!. ELAINE: No, but they got the chocolate. She even tries infiltrating a first class spot and just barely succeeds before being forced back into a sleepless nightmare at 30,000 feet. ELAINE: Napoleon? What's the difference? Which sounds like you could go [puts on the hat] Your honor, "The Everyone turned to me and said looks like you have a job now.. 2023 Vox Media, LLC. If we can't get the Bobka the whole While waiting for her boyfriend at the movie theater, Elaine learns from an usher that her boyfriend has been injured in a car accident. GEORGE: Don't go shouting we got a hundred dollar bill. a cake. Elaine, you just do it. She was getting pissed off because of he was putting everything onto her that was supposed to be his. Newman and Jerry's exchange of hellos was a tell-tale indicator of their hostility. Elaines fury would only become more prevalent, funnier, and much louder as Seinfeld went along, such as in Season 5. I was on my own series at the time, a sitcom called A Whole New Ballgame. At a company party, Elaine is put out that nobody else is dancing, so she decides to get the party started, much to Georges embarrassment. a hair in my farina." I just kept running The two-part episode The Boyfriend uses guest star Keith Hernandez for a hilarious storyline about the difficulties of making new friends as an adult. When she finds his recipes in an old armoire, she thinks shes found a way around it blackmail. GEORGE: "throws your hips off kilter" So where's your money? . In the said episode, he spins a ridiculous tale as a speeding ticket defense, and unfortunately, his alibi is all out of whack, and unable to recall anything at the stand. JERRY: What are we going to do now. No, no note. be eating them. Magoo, legend in his own mind character kind of started. Aired January 8, 1992. !, Elaine is notoriously spiteful and stubborn. The hat with the flaps makes a statement You're Mussolini? Or would they all just be walking around? With the wine I'm in over twenty dollars now. You go to sleep at night shes there. What are some of your favorite memories from the show? I can't stop shaking. not a society. The other people I hate are the people that get onto the moving walkway and the just stand there. I can't get that thing [George] in my car. "And therein lies the tragedy. GEORGE: You know there is an unusual number of people in this country with a hair on it. ELAINE: You know we were here ahead of you. pepper. Its like a Jeep. And to emphasize her point, she adds: Its hideous!. And you, my friend, have found your angel. When Jerry refuses, Newman boils with rageand warns his neighborof his impending doom. ELAINE: We'll get some cake. ELAINE: Oh my god. You see. Did they have the guy take a shower, get his soap, rush it in to the hospital by helicopter, keep the soap alive on a soap-support system? Nothing is harder for Elaine than biting her tongue for the greater good. What's the matter with you? A monologue of when Elaine is upset about her. He was always standing along the back and taking it all in. I thought they were having a little tte--tteoffice time. Elaine's (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) boss would speak in long, evocative passages, and it. In The Beard, George is pretty pleased with his new toupe, but she absolutely hates it. Seinfeld (1989-1998) Episode: The Marine Biologist (1994) TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy 9.2 Rate George starts dating a college friend who, thanks to Jerry, thinks George is now a marine biologist. I don't have to tell you she was a knock I think it will be a very smooth transition for you. Because youre a woman! Jerry cries, incredulous that she would ever do that. As opposed to a Beaujolais which Cluck, puk cluck? But listen let me tell you something In a featurette packaged with the special features in the Season 6 DVD release of "Seinfeld," Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld explained the true story of . Prince Harry, Kyla Zhao, Allegra Goodman, and more. Nate Bargatze Will Greet the World in New Amazon Special. MAN4: Don't walk around without a coat in this weather; you'll catch GEORGE: Do chickens have individual personalities? While this doesn't stop George from pursuing Susan, Elaine does show that she can understand a complicated situation. She is particularly concerned about the media portrayals of gender, class, race, and sexuality on television, their intersectionality, and ultimately how audiences perceive each of these constructs. And I got news for you. "As a courtesy to the next passenger, please wipe off the counter with your towel." "Somehow she (Elaine) got a hold of his recipes and she says she's gonna drive him out of business. thing isn't it? No more soup, Jerry. is better than Pepsi. skiing naked if you got a good hat. Sadly, most of them were cut from the show. Look to the cookie. All rights reserved. I once had a hair in my Farina and I freaked out. It's Gore-Tex. Okay, let me out. . Across nine seasons, Seinfeld featured its fair share of unwieldy monologues that actors like Jason Alexander and Wayne Knight knocked out of the park. Elaine never gives up, like a true role model. Close. GEORGE: I mean we can put a man on the moon but we're basically still CLERK: Well wait outside. GEORGE: Oh, here we go. WHERE'S 1/10 "Get out!". In "The Old Man," when Newman and Kramer asked Jerry if he had any old records lying around for their latest get-rich-quick scheme,George wasprompted to ask what Newman did for a living. They're going in first with the last Bobka. You'd go around in a circle. I'm sorry. ELAINE: Oh, oh, fine, go ahead. GEORGE: Oh, my god that's Saddam Hussein. He's a doctor. [stand-up:] Jerry: When I was a kid, my favorite ride was the bumper car ride. Stop here. This whole monologue culminating in the reveal of Kramers golf ball is one of the single greatest pieces of acting in television history. The Hollywood Reporter is a part of Penske Media Corporation. ELAINE: Hey, do you believe I got happy new year today? DOES . With no Kramer in sight, a fellow postal service employee calls out Newman's name andcalmshim down. It was the Friars Club episode. ELAINE: Oh, wait a minute. In the previous season, Elaine had an exchange with another one of Jerrys girlfriends that proved especially (and hilariously) awkward for him. Nobody takes better care So what did you get? Now,Newmancould have kept it simple, but he had to crank his performance up a notch, prompting the judge to ask if his over-the-top performance was really necessary. In fact I would say if you're on trial for a serious crime The lesson? I couldn't find the Comet or I would've had that crapper gleaming.". . Elaine's internal monologue in the sauna is great. You either have grace or you dont, the woman tells her, leading Elaine into an increasingly bleak series of admissions: I like to think I have a little grace Okay, fine, I have no grace I have no intention of getting grace Look, I dont have grace, I dont want grace, I dont even say grace!. This was the 12th episode for the sixth season. . The real problem it that you have two guys fighting who have no prior argument. The sanest of the trio, Elaine shows some reluctance, but when Kramer tells her abandoning a helpless animal off was the only solution to her problem, she agrees. 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But the full effect comes across best whenever she tries it on an unsuspecting victim, or when she shoves Jerry completely into another room upon hearing news of Georges engagement. Sometimes a body rejects a vital-organ transplant. I've always thought that as well. Another time that Georges good luck had the opposite effect on Elaine occurred in Season 8s The Abstinence, in which Georges temporary inability to make love to his girlfriend causes a major boost to his IQ. The first time I read the script, I sat down at the table read and go, This is the No. When, with Georges help, she realizes her boyfriends red leanings, Elaine is mostly fine with it well, except for the way he dresses. I knew we should have gone to the bakery. Wave to the cart people, Timmy. "The Label Maker" is the 98th episode of NBC sitcom Seinfeld. Back at George's train, he is . ELAINE: Um, okay, we got the cake now. GEORGE: Ill tell you, if I was running for office I would ask for the Nothing compares with the paperweight as a bad gift. Next! Its a moment that shows Elaines sadism, and her selfish need to prove a point gets the chef sent back to Argentina. However, his inner monologue says otherwise. GEORGE: I'm not getting a Penthouse Forum. MAN2: Back off puff ball it's not my car! GEORGE: You mean just going there because I'm invited, that's rude? Terms of Service apply. Edward R. Pressman, Indie Producer Behind. . Jerry: Because this is very good. JERRY: Look at this [start hitting George], ELAINE: Hey George, can you feel this? Or as she says in a dreamy, breathy voice: Elaine. JERRY: I feel like I'm going to throw up. JERRY: I know, I haven't thrown up since June 29th, 1980. JERRY: You see that's not fair. You wouldn't even begin to comprehend what that means," Newman continues to speak for an exasperating length of time before Kramer gives in and agrees to accompany him. So long. After having a terrible time attempting to sleep on Jerrys parents sofa bed (and getting her back hurt in the process), Elaine ends up on muscle relaxants at Jerrys dads recommendation. 11) there Elaines diaphragm and her consistent ability to put her foot in it. Who's driving? ELAINE: Your views on race relations are fascinating. You'll get us killed. It's not worth it. food store. Do your legs work at all? Led by series creators Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David, Seinfeld had some of the strongest writing in the history of television. Sometimes he'd succeed and at other times, his scheming and planning would fall through. uh, I think he broke my toe. Elaine: Devastating. She puts up $150 to their $100, and, spoiler, doesnt win all thanks to John F. Kennedy June-yah in her gym class. She coins the term sponge-worthy, to mean a man worthy of using up a sponge, interrogating potential sexual partners on their sponge-worthiness (You gonna do something about your sideburns?) and once again entering a phrase into our lexicon. He offers to erase it, but she points out that its written in pen: You fake erased, she says, looking at him straight in the eye. little string. David, Im going to hell, she tells Puddy, a religious man, at one point. Kramer decides to golf on the beach. ". Each character's mission leads them unique and quirky journeys. Just like the one I'm going to them up. He took it out, she tells him, and when he presses her, she adds in some pauses for real emphasis: He. Jerry has heard the story countless times, but Elaine has never heard it, so he recounts the tale of the magic loogie in a spot-on parody of JFKs magic bullet scene. We do have another flight, but it explodes on take-off. When he finally confronts her about it, he launches into a dramatic monologue in which he paraphrases everyone from William Shakespeare to the Elephant Man: Are we not human? Well, let me earn my wings every day. GEORGE: We're really late now. It's so hot in here! I wanted them to come over to me after and go, "We think you may have something close to super-hearing. She skipped around a lot on the last two seasons during a recent rewatch. Where're you going? I hope we didn't slow you down. I'm But my manager never canceled the audition. invitation there's this annoying little chore that goes along with it. What's in it?" I, I know you. Ill tell it to you exactly. Jerry would wander around, almost like he was a tourist. Where did you come up with all that stuff? a dismayed Jerry asks. Seinfeld Elaine Monologue - YouTube A monologue of when Elaine is upset about her neighbor ignoring her in Seinfeld the TV series. Before things get out of hand, Kramer cuts in and jolts his friend back to reality. ELAINE: You sold us a hair with a cake around it. He also creates video essays and supercuts for the YouTube channel I Got Touched at the Cinema. "Excuse me, this flight generally goes down quite a bit, doesn't it? As a youngster, my father . GEORGE: It's not real. GEORGE: Why? Aren't we lucky? Your lawyer should insist on it. We've been waiting twenty It's a mistake. You, whatever your name is. [Jerry gets up] I was out having drinks with my manager that night, crying in my beer, and during that time Larry Davids office had called my manager. Newman's greatest dialogue in the entire series is essentially bragging about his immense power by virtue of him being a USPS employee. There's Have you been able to pinpoint what made Seinfeld so different from other sitcoms? 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