", (She blows her whistle triumphantly, as the last page shows all Eric's friends running up to the train and meeting the toys for the first time. ", (The camera fades in on Rollo calling out to Georgia. The Little Engine That Could The Little Engine That Could is an American folktale (existing in the form of several illustrated children's books and films) that became widely known in the United States after publication in 1930 by Platt & Munk. *BAM**BAM**BAM*. His mission was to take some AK47s and a nuclear payload across the mountains to the 22nd battallion. "Chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga toot toot!" This little engine's mission was to take some AK-47 and nuclear payload over the mountain to the 2063 Platoon. Major Payne: You nasty little worm. Major Payne: Here I got somethin' for ya. Ladies and gentlemen, Madison Preparatory School. *we see shadows of the cars with people talking, then a person closing blinds, and people eating a meal* "And so other fine people could sleep comfortably, and so other fine people in the dining car can eat. " Cadet Williams, "The ABC's of being a positive male role model? ), Tillie: *looks at Georgia with a tear streaming down from her right eye* "I hope I can. Needless to say, there was plenty of opposition. Is that OK with you Col.? How about you? Now, all the blood is shed in the halls of Congress, boys like us are becoming dinosaurs." As Tillie turns the corner, she feels a little afraid as rain starts to fall. But, it's empty. Major Payne:[Addressing the Madison Cadets] My name is Major Benson Winifred Payne. Major Payne: Cause we feel good in our dress. Did I know or what? Assembly instructions for the UP Challenger . ", Jill: *smirks teasingly* "Ha-ha! " Major Payne, "One, two, three, fourI love the Marine Corps. | Source: Amodays, "Oh, thank you. There were toy animals giraffes with long . " Emily Walburn, "One, tubby, tubby! its sad that children like you are "our" future. General Decker: Sorry, Major. *he then takes off* Indeed not me, indeed not me, indeed not me! WHAT? Major Payne: [After being discharged from the Marines] It's been two whole weeks since I killed me a man. Don't bust a boiler. Major Payne: General, are you telling me that in this man's military is there no room for trained weapon of destruction? Who's responsible? Colonel Braggart, "Fe-Fi-Fo-Fum. Spike Lee! It's a birthday train, and tomorrow is my birthday! Little Engine manages to find the old tracks that led up the mountain. You ignorant or are you just plain old deaf? More snow and rocks fall past the train. Once upon a time, deep deep in the jungle. What?" Tower (The Little Engine That Could 1991), Little Engine That Could movie characters. Major Payne. Remember, the moment you stop learning or improving is when you die. | Source: Amodays, "I thought we had a little talk about this kind of negative reinforcement." It's arguably only for Wayans's most ardent fans, but as a send-up of all the great movie drill instructors, Major Payne is painlessly enjoyable. ", Grumpella: *Gets in his face* "There won't! All of a sudden CHARLIE WAS ALL OVER THE PLACE! Col. Braggart: Lieutenant, I can only disqualify the cadet who started the disturbance. You and that dumb train. ), (Pete sees them and hits his brakes to slow down and stop, this time with Rollo stepping out of the way. Little Red Riding Hood! Once upon a time, deep deep in the jungle,there was a little engine that could. Product Details About the Author Product Details About the Author The Three Little Pigs! I thought I could." ", (Back in the roundhouse, Jebediah is still asleep and next to him, Georgia already wakes up, just as Tillie passes her with Jebediah's milk train. ", Little Wolf: "Go forward, little train. (Tillie hooks up to Pete and starts pulling him out of the shed. ), Georgia: "Well, how 'bout if I just signal for help? Major Payne, "I see what we have here is a failure to communicate. Major Payne: If he ain't dead, he ain't happy! ", Rollo: "Uh it is my honor to say that is, I'm pleased to announce that it is time that we should uh", (As he performs his speech, a gang of baker mice run across the floor to one of the cars of the Birthday Train, as they carry Eric's birthday cake. Disney and Warner Bros. the two most iconic famous . ), (The train makes it down the mountain and into the valley ahead and everyone cheers for Tillie including herself. (Chip nods again, as Tillie clears her throat and turns to Tower.) Major Payne: I guess I just had that one a comin' Well you know what ya'll got a comin'? I have eight weeks to turn you gaggling maggots into a well-disciplined unit. Col. Braggart: Major Payne, what are you doing here? You terminate his command? You're too little." more he was chuggin his way across the enemy line. Who's responsible? | Source: Amodays, "You hold it, or else I'll break it off and kick it around on the ground! " Major Payne, Major Payne's quote: "Aw, phooey! This little engines' mission was to take some AK-47's and a nuclear payload, over the mountain to the 2063 Battalion. Maybe no one's responsible. I know it will! Get used to the sound of that word!" These eighty quotes have all you need to regain your confidence and shake off your doubts. ), Tillie: "Wake up, Chip." I just had it comin'! lot of over 60+. Quotes.net. Yarn is the best search for video clips by quote. On the other side is the railyard at the end of the line where everything is anthropomorphic. https://www.scripts.com/script/major_payne_13204. A clip of one my favorite parts the movie "major payne" main character, major payne (played by imdb page. Fortunately, before he completely breaks down, Payne finds his way back into a military capacity at Madison Preparatory School, leading a group of misfit JROTC students who don't want to be led. I oughta change my name to Pimp Daddy Payne. *puffs smoke out of her smoke stack* "Toot, toot, toot! Don't you ever read any of those stories about little people who do big things? I hope I can. God, I'm hungry. Dean Lorey (born November 17, 1967) is an American writer whose projects include movies such as Major Payne and Animal Crackers, and television shows which include My Wife and Kids, Arrested Development, The Crazy Ones, Those Who Can't, Powerless and iZombie. Nike is legendary, both as a brand and in its marketing. I think you can. (Tillie and Chip cower.) ", Rollo: "Right! (to Rollo) THERE WON'T!" You go on now. Meanwhile, as the camera fades out on them, it returns to the toys having waited for help for a half hour or more, and Grumpella finally loses patience. Don't you ever make jokes about me behind my back or else I'll stomp you into the ground. The Little Engine That Could by Watty Piper Focus Story: The Easy To Read Little Engine That Could by Watty Piper Companion Stories : Clickety Clack by Rob and Amy Spence Freight Train by Donald Crews Day 1 Old Favorites: Reread charts/poems from previous stories. Check out these quotes. Rate this book. '" Major Payne, "Come on, he can't do this, leave him alone. You will note my emphasis on win! Emily: And I call you an insecure, overbearing, psychopathic, edictorial, ego maniacal, frigid lunatic A**HOLE! Ha! What about YOU, brown nose? Cadet Dotson: Let's go, let's go, giddyup, let's ride! ), (Jeepers the monkey nods, turns around and blows a whistle, lighting up the entire shed with magic, as balloons and streamers fall from the ceiling. ), Tillie: *looks at Georgia leaving with the birthday train* "I could do that." What? Listed on Dec 13, 2022 Perky trumpets in terror, as his car reaches the gap, where two train rails fall into the gorge. I figure if the marines wanted me to have a wife, they'd of issued me one. Where to today, boss? From this day forward, you will be called maggots! YOU'LL BNEVER TAKE MAJOR VINCENT WINIFRED PAYNE ALIVE!!!! " Major Payne, "Lieutenant, I can only disqualify the cadet who started the disturbance." [Marine nods and Payne grabs the private's pinky finger]. Emily walks out of the Madison tent as he walks over to the stand to be with the Madison Cadets]. Over the mountain to the town! Marine Private: AUGGGGH! It's somethin' special. ), Tower: "For Pete's sake, Pete! Something just went "SPRING", and I just stopped! Google Scholar provides a simple way to broadly search for scholarly literature. You'll never make it through the storm! ", Jill: "It's worse than dumb, it's not even real. You will note my emphasis on the word WIN: Whisky! Are there people in your life who try to dampen your dreams? not even when they climbed aboard the train and Gouged out the eyes of the conductor, blood and snot drippin out his eye sockets. Even worse: Emily (who is also the guidance counselor) says she'd like to talk to Payne about his story. I have to go to the bathroom. Pee-Body?" Did I give you permission to sneeze, Opie? Chip: *sees Georgia's smoke signals* Tillie, something's wrong! To date, it remains a classic and bedrock of several unforgettable quotes. 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Major Payne (1995) "Bad To The Bone" by George Thorogood and the Destroyers Now on the day I was born The nurses all gathered round And they gazed in wide wonder At the joy they had found The head nurse spoke up Said leave this one alone She could tell right away That I was bad to the bone Bad to the bone Bad to the bone Bad to the bone Bad 1. The 1995 film "Major Payne," directed by Nick Castle, is an adaptation of "The Private War of Major Benson," a 1955 rom-com. I'd have to blast my way out. ), Tillie: *Hooks up to Farnsworth* "C'mon, Farnsworth! Cadet Alex Stone, Major Payne's quote: "Fighting is no longer being done out on the battlefields. You're just not a soggy one. ", Georgia: "Settle down, girl. Web. Major Payne: Tomorrow ladies, we gonna' start the hard stuff. --Jeff Shannon. Suddenly, Georgia gets a hitch in her chug, forcing her to switch to a tunnel, passing a red sign. I sure am sorry. Spike Lee! ", (Tillie lands back on the rails with a clang, almost waking up Tower. ", Georgia: "Oh, happy day! ), Eric: (to Jill) "Look here! Without them, plenty of loose timber beams fall into the river. Well, you may not be a fan of tough love, but this guy is. DIE PIG DIE! My finger, my finger! Boy, I am two seconds from being on you like white on rice in a glass of milk on a paper plate in a snowstorm. I commend you. I knew she would! Use these activities to help your class get on board the locomotion commotion! General Decker: Payne, what happened? Major Payne: What the hell was that you little freckle face cartoon? I'm gonna make you boys strong! Major Payne, Emily Walburn's quote: "Do you really think this is the best way to gain the respect and admiration of these young men?" On the other side is the railyard at the end of the line where everything is anthropomorphic. Well, where did you get it? There I was pulling" *honks* "smoothly" *then resumes in a normal voice* "sothat fine people could enjoy the view." Moreover, participants described that the opportunities for advancement could be very. There's nobody left. Major Payne: Got no worry, got no stress! Killin'is my business, ladies, and business is good! | Source: Amodays, "I'm surprised, you ain't dropped 'bout 12 puppies by now. Think that stopped the engine that could? " Major Payne, Related: These 125 Self-Worth Quotes Will Remind You of Your Worth and Value, "Let me be more directthey hate you." I was told you were away on an important assignment." It was early in the morning when a little boy named Eric was reading a book. "Major Payne" Scripts.com. Pete coughs as he wakes up and then he spits out a piece of hot coal into a water bucket. Major Payne: Nope, but I can cream your colon quicker than one of them burrito with extra guacamole sauce! From this moment, you are no longer turds. I know it will! STANDS4 LLC, 2023. ", (Fade in: Grumpella and Rollo arguing on the tracks), Grumpella: "There won't be anymore engines! "Let me tell you something, I am not your damn brother!" -Major Payne. Major Payne: Oh, thank you now drop down and give me 25 more for speaking out of line! Made by movie fans, for movie fans. the Little Engine. Damn skippyhe just kept chuggin alongchugga chugga toot toot. Major Payne: What's your damage, muscle head? "Listen to me! Major Payne: Maybe what he need is for you to pop your titty out his mouth and let the boy grow up. ", (Jebediah moves into the roundhouse with his empty train. I will no longer refer to you as turds. Major Payne: I tell you, ladies; you're the prettiest unit ever under my command! It's not great, you understand, but it gets you back in the military. Refined engines such as I should never get up this early. ", Farnsworth: "What is the assignment that I shall do so extremely well? Three! Shit I was just watching that last night lol. ), Rollo: "Ha, nothin' to it!" Lt. Col. at the Games: This is unsatisfactory. Dec 29, 2009. Quitters never, uh Well, they-they don't win! Major Payne: From my heart, left ventricle; took it out myself with a field knife. However, the camera shifts inside her cab, where her heart-shaped firebox glows, causing Tillie to open her eyes. I couldn't sleep all night! What beanstalk you fall from? ), Grumpella: "Hey, quiet down! At 12/29/09 07:25 PM, FunnyStuff707 wrote: At 12/29/09 11:03 PM, sumidiotdude wrote. Dean Lorey (born November 17, 1967) is an American writer whose projects include movies such as Major Payne and Animal Crackers, and television shows which include My Wife and Kids, Arrested Development, The Crazy Ones, Those Who Can't, Powerless and iZombie. And blood, and guts, and spit, and *** was everywhere. ", Georgia: "Toot, toot, toot!" Major Payne: Move it, turds! Ain't you never been married? troop into shape (they've come in. Cadet Williams: Break it on down! Major Payne: Ain't no need for name calling. ), Tower: *points to the roundhouse* "TO WORK! ", Tillie: "My chance? Back in his book, the pictures show Tillie's challenges earlier that evening. Does it ever feel like work is taking over and you don't have time for yourself or your loved ones? STANDS4 LLC, 2023. He is the author of a childrens book series entitled Nightmare Academy. I got a little hitch in my chug along this morning, but you'd better get goin'. *Dashes out of the shed and races to Georgia*, *Sometime later when Doc makes it to Georgia*, Georgia: "Toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot." Rebuilders lot. The Little Engine that could, Told by Major Payne. If you need a reminder of how amazing you are, here are 20 quotes to remind you of your worth and value. Do not aggravate my condition! Finally, If you enjoyed these quotes, you might like this compilation that seeks to unleash your wolf instincts. Emily Walburn, "Let's go, let's go, giddyup, let's ride! I just had it comin'!" ), Grumpella: "Read my beak: No more engines! The title shows, "The Little Engine That Could". Not even when they climbed aboard the train, and popped out the eyes of the conducter, and blood and snot was drippin out of his eye sockets. Major Payne: Used to be Samson, now I'm Ann. ", Chip: (rubbing his tummy and gulp before turned to her with a smile) "Yeah. You cannot kill us all! This is the new Lt. Col. list, your name's not on it. You stupid? Major Payne: They're putting on a fashion show. ), (Tillie keeps going slowly, as an avalanche falls off the tunnel. You find a piece of candy in your pocket? The last car and its load fall into the river below, while Perky climbs aboard their car alive. TO WORK! Birthday train full of toys? Marillion est un groupe de rock no-progressif britannique, originaire d'Aylesbury, en Angleterre.Fer de lance du renouveau du rock progressif, il est form en 1979 sous le nom de Silmarillion nom emprunt un roman de J. R. R. Tolkien, auteur du Seigneur des anneaux.Le nom est vite raccourci Marillion, tandis que le groupe s'loigne peu peu de toute rfrence folklorique . 32 pages. Choo, choo! ), Farnsworth: *honking* "Hm, hm. (Tillie nods), Tower: (shouts) "NEVER, NIX! | Source: Amodays, Related: 80 Quotes on the Value of Self-Respect and How to Build It, "Who's the person that got me this blood on this lip? The book is used to teach children the value of optimism and hard work. I just can't believe you really believe that. India! Major Payne: Want me to show you a little trick to take your mind off that arm? Fact is, honey, I wouldn't mind if you were pullin' a train for me. Do you feel like there is too much going on in your life? You're just a little switch engine, moving real engines around the train yard. *turns to Tillie* "Don't you worry, Tillie. Choo, choo! Major Payne, Major Payne's quote: "Oh, thank you. There's nobody left. Eric sees the Birthday Train. Ships from Colorado Springs, CO. Emily: Major! " Major Payne, "What do you want, Mr. ", Tower: *points at a freight train* "You see that freight train? Student: Their pantyhose is falling down. Tower? The next page flips over to show the avalanche covering the tracks, which fades into the real thing the next morning. Chip is here to keep her calm. ", Tillie: *smiles confidently* "It's no joke! ", Tillie: "Hey! Cadet Williams: Butt's so tight he can't pass gas! Do you feel less accepting of yourself lately? Dr. Phillips: The green boys they wear those green 'tings. Emily Walburn, "At ease, Payne. I said "they aint there." Major Payne - The Little Engine That Could: Major Payne (Damon Wayans) comforts Tiger (Orlando Brown) with a bedtime story.BUY THE MOVIE: https://www.fandangonow.com/details/movie/major-payne-1995/1MVc84b326bace94c7b59842cb6b6570242?cmp=Movieclips_YT_DescriptionWatch the best Major Payne scenes \u0026 clips:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLZbXA4lyCtqrzjiTtAwvbcoSGuolx-raRFILM DESCRIPTION:Maj. Benson Payne (Damon Wayans) lives, breathes and sleeps war. Major Payne, "He's trying to show you some affection." That's when her challenges begin during the adventure. [The entire drug cartel surrenders to Major Payne]. Two, tubby, tubby! Two! Payne tells Tiger his version of "The Little Engine that Could", and we understand why he is the way he is because a fellow squad member was nearly killed when they were outnumbered by the enemy during a battle. Seven twenty-three hour days of fun and adventure. Emily Walburn, "Negative. To help us do this, here are 20 quotes on fire to ignite our potential. "", Missy: (saddened) "Oh, no! ", (The giraffes prove her wrong as they pull their necks down, walk in the car, and stretch their necks up through the sun roof. ), (Tower ignores him as Georgia pulls up to him. ), (She turns on her headlight, as the Birthday Train crosses the bridge. *rushes in the shed to a green locomotive with a white plus sign on his side and black and yellow stripes on his front cab and has a silver bell* "Doc, Doc! Here are 40 memorable quotes from the award-winning novel. Major Payne: Know this, pukes: We are going to win the Virginia Military Games this year! (She leaves to collect the Birthday Train. I've never seen Major Payne, but my friend sent me a link to that scene on Youtube and it brightened my day. Payne is a killin' machine, but the wars of the world are no longer fought on the battlefield. 18 Jan. 2023. I can do it! Major Payne: Maybe what he need is for you to pop your titty out his mouth and let the boy grow up. Welcome to the house of Payne!" PRINTABLE ACTIVITIES Little Engine Labels Perky is forced to jump into the next car, as Handy Pandy grabs his friend's trunk. Major Payne's idea of a good bedtime story is to recall his worst battlefield horrors, and Wayans gives it just the right twist of comedy to put Payne's bullet-pierced heart in the right place--he's really just a good guy with an iron-clad exterior. Two, tubby, tubby!" Wellington Academy and Madison Academy. Major Payne: Let me tell you something ass-eyes, let me tell you ALL something: war has made me very PARANOID! I said hold it, or I'll break it off and kick it around on the ground. ), Rollo: (desperate) "But-but" (He runs ahead) "Are you quitting?!" Emily Walburn, "It's civilian life, Sir. ), (Just then, she sees a snow-covered train tunnel in the form of a scary monster. Major Payne: I surprised you ain't dropped 'bout 12 puppies by now. *sees two giraffes* "They'll never fit in there! . And if he's still in there, he ain't happy! I looked down, and the little bloody nubbs where kickin'. Script error: No such module "Message box". The Little Engine That Could is a 2011 American direct-to-DVD computer-animated film based on the 1930 story by Watty Piper. Cadet Alex Stone. His best work, including the "Men on Film" segments of "In Living Color," depend on outrageous behavior, and as Major Payne he is plenty outrageous. Major Payne: Killing is my business, and business is GOOOOOOOD! You'll get no sympathy from me! Wayans plays the role as if killing and warfare were the only joys in life, and when he finds himself cast adrift without a military commission, a scene that directly parodies Apocalypse Now lets you know that Wayans (who cowrote the script) is going to bring something new to this routine scenario. Train in trouble: Georgia and the birthday train! ", (The camera shifts back inside the roundhouse shortly after Farnsworth leaves. Her smokestack has exploded, as Georgia wearily chugs slower and Rollo becomes concerned about the situation. " Major Payne, Major Payne's quote: "Negative. You will not eat, sleep, drink, blow your nose or dig in your butts without my say so. ", Tillie: "I think I can, I think I can, i think I can, I think I can", Rollo: [singing]"When your feet are dragging on the ground,, Stand up and face whatever you're afraid of. I recorded it with comcast digital box thingy. Well, you know what y'all got a comin'? Major Payne turns to Alex, now having a newfound respect for him.]. Emily Walburn's quote: "He's a little upset about this morning. ), Eric: *smiles* "About the little engine and the toys it brings! ", Jeepers: *On Georgia's head* "Does it hurt? Major Payne, Cadet Alex Stone's quote: "Come on, guys. Here are 20 quotes to give you some insight into the importance of living a balanced life. ", (In the roundhouse, we are introduced to five engines; Georgia, a beautiful red steam engine with a special yellow bonnet, Jebediah, an old, yellow run down engine who was chugging while snoring, Pete, a big red engine who coughed smoke while he was asleep, Farnsworth, a big silver diesel engine who honked his horn while sleeping and Tillie was a beautiful little blue engine and sleeping on her lamp was Chip, a bird. Major Payne, "Got to earn my right to be called a man." [Payne has fired rounds from his pistol that gets the cadets' attention.]. ), (Farnsworth's eyes pop open, as he hits his brakes to slow down and stop and also bumping into Rollo on the face. Then, to Tillie's horror, the avalanche in the form of a claw falls down the tunnel and crushes the entire Birthday Train! We can't waste a minute! I know it will! It is a great read for anyone interested in fresh adaptations of classic Greek literature. Let's face facts here: You don't watch a movie like Major Payne for its artistic merit any more than you'd watch Schindler's List for its comedy. Cadet Alex Stone: What about family and unity and all that other bullshit you said? In DreamLand, Little Engine wakes up the control tower and a few of the . he was chuggin his way across the enemy line. ), Grumpella: "Like I said: "No more engines! Problem is I got nothin' to scratch. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. ), Doc: "You'll have your old chug back in a couple of days. " Major Payne, Major Payne's quote: "I see what we have here is a failure to communicate. The Little Engine that Could is a children 's story that appeared in the United States of America. Kevin 'Tiger' Dunn: I have to go to the bathroom! more, All Dean Lorey scripts | Dean Lorey Scripts. What do you mean "real engines"?!" ", Farnsworth: "I pull you?!" [the entire Madison Squad is collected after their brawl with Wellington and former Madison cadet, Dotson, whom Williams knock out cold as retribution to injuring Alex.]. Don't you watch Oprah? ), Georgia: "What ya got for me today, Tower?" "See? "Come on, guys. Tillie gasps in horror, as the boulder hits two other boulders that have supported the bridge. Little Red Riding Hood! "On the other hand" (pulls a patch on his pants to get the water out of his pants), Missy: "Well, our engine has broken down, and the good little boys and girls won't have any toys to play with or good food to eat! Look at them, these animals are so pathetic that even their own commander didn't even show up." I was told you were away on an important assignment. Emily: Really? Three catalogs 2016-17, Lionel & American Flyer. " General Decker, "Major Payne, can you please help me to understand why you shaved the children bald? J Cole broke into mainstream hip-hop in 2007 with his mixtape, "The Come Up.". Discovery, two most companies of Disney and Warner Bros. since the 1923. Go change your Huggies, boy! Boy I'm 2 seconds from being on you like white on rice on a paper plate with a glass of milk in the snow storm. The train comes to a complete stop, as the gang meets Eric at last. You terminate his command? [Tiger excitedly runs out into the hallway and looks at Emily]. WHAT? Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect clip. The Little Rascals! Major Payne: From now on, you will not eat, sleep, blow your nose or dig in your butts without my say! (He screeches as he is blown away by the wind. Major Payne: [Introducing the squad to their new barracks] A squad that lives together, wins together! 'Cause the hard reality is, I gotta get a job. You've killed them all. His perpetually annoyed face and attitude are the exact opposite of SpongeBob's always happy demeanor. You want sympathy, you look in the dictionary between spit and syphilis! Tiger: Major Payne just terminated that Bad man with extreme prejudice! Did I give you permission to sneeze, Opie? Gonna have to change my name to Pimp-Daddy Payne! , There's no tomorrow that we can't find if we try!, (The train crosses a bridge and arrives in the village. Break it on down! Major Payne: What we've got here is a failure to communicate. Major Payne: I didn't stutter, I said pop-your-titty-out-his-mouth AND STOP BABYING HIM. "Let me be more directthey hate you." Emily Walburn. War has made me very paranoid! ", Chip: *flies up to Tower and lands on his nose* "What do you know, you overgrown stack of lumber? ", Farnsworth: "And what would you know about it? " Major Payne, "Chooga chooga chooga chooga, chooga chooga chooga chooga, toot toot! Do they try to put a negative spin on everything you attempt? Do you know why you're here? Alex's Stepdad: This is between me and my son. (Peteblowssteam at him, leaving Rollo soaking wet, and his pants filled with water.) ), Tower: "Rollo the Clown is loading now! Major Payne, "I never said family don't break up. ", Tillie: "Well, if you can't, and if Pete and Farnsworth won't, then there's nobody to take 'em. To make matters worse, a coupling chain hooking Perky's car and Stretch and Missy's car together strains against the weight and finally breaks in two. Major Payne:[Lowering his pistol] I see what we have here is a failure to communicate. Write your screenplay and focus on the story with many helpful features. narrow if the individual does not have the right soft skills. ), Georgia: "Hey, aren't ya forgettin' Jebediah? You will note my emphasis on the word WIN: Whisky! I'm gonna put my foot so far up your ass, the water on my knee will quench your thirst. 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